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 etsy Ross designed this flag for George Washington in 1776. When asked why there were 14 Alpine Bagels to represent only 13 colonies, she replied, "You get two free Alpine Bagels when you buy a dozen." George immediately began searching for another colony and Honey Walnut Raisin Spread.
 n the space war between the U.S. and Russia, these Alpine Bagels were our secret weapon. Their soft yet resilient texture was perfect for the moon vehicle's tires. Want NASA's recipe? Just get Spinach Parmesan Alpine Bagels and lightly toast at 440 degrees.
 resident Richard Milhous Nixon holding the real booty from the Watergate break-in. In defense, he claimed, "I didn't know they were stolen Alpine Bagels...I thought they were just donuts without the icing." He was subsequently impeached and, worse, sent home without his Alpine Bagels.
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